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Freddy vs Jay and Silent Bob


Welcome to the fan movie website of 'Freddy vs Jay and Silent Bob'.

Here you'll find video downloads of the trailer, original movie scripts and more!


Update 14.05.08 - Like the band Nine Inch Nails? Me too. So much so that I made an entry for their 'Ghosts' Film Festival. In March '08,
                                NIN announced a film festival on behalf of a recent instrumental album release of theirs, entitled, "Ghosts". They teamed up
                                with YouTube and have asked for anyone to create their own visual interpretations for any track off the album. The album
                                was released initially online, giving fans the choice of which 'package' they would like to pay for; whether it be mp3's of the music,                                 lossless FLAC files, or pay extra for receiving audio cd's, dvd's, booklets...

                                After hearing about this exciting event, and also being a NIN fan, I decided that this would be a good opportunity to make my                                     own Nine Inch Nails music video, inspired by the music of 'Ghosts'.
                               
                                The video is now completed and is available to view on YouTube, here:
                                Nine Inch Nails' ghosts film festival submission - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUqkuSWR2Fw

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Update 28.11.06 - Diverz Palace have changed their myspace location to http://myspace.com/diverzpalace
                                The new page has been reworked, with a new biography and fresh songs to listen to.
                                Also, the band now have a profile on, 'Hollywood Music TV'.
                                Help to support us by adding our band on myspace and checking us out on, 'Hollywood Music TV'.
                               
                               
                              
                                A new addition has been made to the: Masterplan Cha.nnn.el: Tommy Carruthers Showreel - Underground Edition
                                Any self-respecting martial arts fan should check out this new amazing showreel. Tommy Carruthers is a practitioner of the
                                martial-art, Jeet Kune Do. He teaches in Glasgow, Scotland, and is world renowned for his incredible strength and lighting fast
                                abilities. Here are some quotes:
                               

"As I first saw you move, I thought this guy moves like Bruce when I met him...and that's impressive!" - Jesse Glover in his interview with Tommy Carruthers, Geneva, 2002

"....the fastest hands I have ever seen!" - David Peterson, direct student of Ving Tsun legend Wong Shun Leung

"Tommy is a great JKD'er. But most important his students were also very good. This is important, because not all great martial artists can teach. Tommy can...I did a seminar for his group in Scotland and was impressed with their warrior spirit...I've held the focus gloves for him...he has one of the most powerful punches I've felt." - Tim Tackett, JKD Wednesday Night Forum

                                This showreel was edited by Martin Dick (who can be seen as Martin Cheng, in Lethal Lightning Kung Fu).
                                Music is composed by Raymond Paterson, of Diverz Palace.

                                If you would like to subscribe to the Masterplan Cha.nnn.el
                                Click on this icon and go download the internet video player, Democracy (you'll be able to view many different channels)
                               
                                Then subscribe to the Masterplan Cha.nnn.el by clicking on the icon below:
                               

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Update 23.08.06 - It has been a while. The 'Masterplan Productions', and 'Diverz Palace' website has yet to be created. Those damn Masterplan
                                Spider Monkeys have escaped to a warmer climate, though do not fear, they will return - I know this as I have seen the return
                                date of their flight tickets... and I have their shoes.

                                Kevin Smith was at the Edinburgh International Film Festival, where "Clerks 2" was premiered in Britain on 18.08.06. Ray
                                Paterson, and Ray Tallan never managed to attend the premier though they did manage to see Kevin Smith appear at 'Reel Life                                     Kevin Smith', on 19.08.06, where he was interviewed by the artistic director of the film festival, Shane Dianielson.

                                After the event, Kevin Smith went away to be interviewed by the press, and later on he attended the star studded
                                60th Anniversary Celebration of the EICC, hosted by Sean Connery.

                                A DVD of "Freddy vs Jay and Silent Bob" was handed to, Shane Dianielson, who was going to be attending the party later on. He
                                would then pass on the DVD to Kevin Smith! Here's hoping that the man himself will get in touch, and let us know what he thought
                                of the film.

                                Seeing as how the official website for Ray Paterson's films is not up and running yet, you can find all his uploaded films, in high
                                quality downloadable formats, here: Masterplan Cha.nnn.el Website
                                Films include: "Freddy vs Jay and Silent Bob", and the recent documentary,  "Urban Discomfort - The Hunt for Orlando Bloom".

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Update 21.04.06 - It's official, Raymond is addicted to 'MySpace'. So much so that he has set up a band page, aswell as a filmmaking space.
                                To listen to his energetic music, check out his band, 'Diverz Palace'.

                                                             Here is the link: Diverz Palace - MySpace band page

                                More films from 'Masterplan Productions' can be found to stream on YouTube: Masterplan Productions' Films
                                There is a selection of music videos, movie trailers, comedy shorts and sketches. Extra films will be added soon,
                                including the martial arts extravaganza, 'Lethal Lightning Kung Fu'.

                                Specific websites shall be designed in the near future for both, 'Masterplan Productions' and the band, 'Diverz Palace'.
                                Stay tuned for further details! - Any queries please feel free to contact us: info@freddyvsjayandsilentbob.co.uk

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Update 21.03.06 - What exciting news do we have today? Well, Raymond (Jay imposter) has set up his own filmmaking page at 'MySpace'.
                                Why? He does not exactly know.
                                                                                  
                                                             Here is the link: Raymond's Filmmaking Space
                              
                               The Masterplan Cha.nnn.el has gone down quite well. There are now 5 films on this Cha.nnn.el. Including the
                                recent addition of a trailer for the feature length documentary 'm.m.i.s': Based on Top Secret footages stolen from
                                a low profile government. If you like the idea of a thought provoking film asking questions about the existence
                                of God and government cover-ups on aliens, then this film may be to your liking.

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Update 23.02.06 - The Masterplan Spider Monkeys are working on setting up an internet tv channel with Broadcast Machine.

                                                             As a test, here is the link:  Masterplan Cha.nnn.el

                                 Please note, to view the 'Masterplan Cha.nnn.el' you will require a DTV player, such as Democracy...
                                                                                         

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Freddy Krueger, and Jay and Silent Bob are original characters created by Wes Craven and Kevin Smith, respectively. The movie depicted on this website is a fan/homage film based on these characters.